winchysteria:

some things alec would totally say to his glittering warlock boyf

• “i hate people. no offense”
• replying to “fuck you” with “not now i’m in the middle of something”
• very specific appearance compliments. “i like your triangle eyeliner”
• “if we’re gonna watch this movie, you have to promise to cry too”
  
• insults that he asks izzy to come up with. five minutes after an argument is over he goes to magnus & reads “dating you is like hugging a cactus in slow motion twice a day” off his phone screen
• “you would tell me if my stomach wasn’t a good pillow, right??”
• they both say “behave” like too often
  
• “can’t you just [poorly imitates magic hand movements] it?”
  
• “love you”’s that sound rly off-handed but if magnus turns to look at him alec is like. gazing back