thoodleoo:

you know what i want to see? more headcanons about the mundane daily life of greek gods, in modern or ancient times

like give me a zeus who always leaves the toilet and a hera who has to take painkillers every morning for the headache she gets from her husband always doing shit like leaving the toilet seat up

give me a hades who gets up early to walk cerberus and is a huge grump until he has his coffee and his daily sacrifice arrives from one of his temples

give me an aphrodite spending so much time every day working on her makeup and picking out an outfit because it gives her so much joy to think about what would look best for the day

give me a hermes who’s a night-owl and spends hours speeding around the open sky every night to get out some of his energy and enjoy the starlight

give me a demeter who shares a cup of flowering tea with persephone every morning and talks to her with all of the tenderness of growing grass, just happy to share some time with her daughter

give me an ares and a hephaestus who put aside their differences enough to share each other’s talents, ares pitting himself against hephaestus’s powerful machines to train himself and hephaestus looking for weaknesses in his technology so he can improve it

give me a poseidon who goes for a nice walk on the beach and picks up whatever litter he sees along the shore, reminding himself that he’ll have to check in with the nymphs to see which lowlife is throwing their trash out on the beach so he can destroy them

give me an apollo and an artemis who are always passing each other in their journeys across the sky, brother son and sister moon, and nod to each other each time they pass

bc the greek gods are so silly and ridiculous and human and i just wanna think about the stuff they get up to every day