ronan lynch is so relatable bc i too would start wars and burn cities for adam parrish’s smile
gayu:
me: has a babyface, rly awkward, probably a yam
my mutuals: glowing, ethereal beings that blind others with their beauty
I don’t know why i even bother getting crushes on people because its not like i’m going to end up dating them anyway so like its such a waste of feelings
how do people get in relationships like how does that even happen how do u get the universe to align in ur favour like that
sexuality is so dumb why does it even matter who you like no one is gonna like you back anyways
i’m honestly so grateful that adam parrish exists that i will never be able to find the words for it

a network for people who’s
notready for Dick III‘s death and Adam turning into a goddamn treerules:
- mbf me
- reblog this post to enter (likes r for bookmarking)
- no survey! yay! bc im too lazy to make one!!
- dont let this flop like pls.. .if accepted:
- welcome to hell
- a bunch of rants from me talking abt how much i lov Adam Parrish
- group chat !
- a spot on the network page mhm nice
- use the tag for anything tbhother:
- deadline will be decided later
- 10-15 members will be picked depending on the notes
- track the tag #theravenclique if u wanna but u do u
WANTED: A CUTE BOY WITH MESSY HAIR WHO IS TALL AND SMELLS NICE AND ENJOYS CUDDLES, WHO WILL TAKE ME TO AQUARIUMS AND POINT TO THE UGLIEST FISH THEY CAN SEE AND SAY “THAT ONE IS YOU” BUT WHO WILL ALSO TAKE ME TO PLANETARIUMS AND TELL ME THAT I AM PRETTIER THAN ALL OF THE STARS IN THE SKY.
pro’s of dating me
- i love being cuddled
- i will kiss u literally whenever u want 24/7
- i look gross so you will always seem more attractive by comparison
gets an adrenaline rush from contributing to class discussion
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
American School System: We have given knowledge to the youth.
The doctors: You fucked up perfectly good children is what you did. look at them. they have anxiety.