the signs as ‘cards against humanity‘ cards

captivology:

aries - getting so angry you pop a boner
taurus - home video of oprah sobbing into a lean cuisine
gemini - poorly-timed holocaust jokes
cancer - waking up half naked in a dennys parking lot
leo - getting drunk on mouthwash
virgo - stephen hawking talking dirty
libra - bees?
scorpio - picking up girls at an abortion clinic
sagittarius - pac-man uncontrollably guzzling cum
capricorn - actually taking candy from a baby
aquarius - jerking off into a pool of children’s tears
pisces - a super soaker full of cat pee

zodiacsanity:

I was the sun: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces
She was the moon: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

I was war: Aries, Gemini, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius
She was peace: Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces

I was disaster: Aries, Gemini, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius
She was beauty: Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Pisces

I was sorrow: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius
She was happiness: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces

I was death: Aries, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius
She was life: Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Pisces

She was my salvation: Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces
I was her destruction: Aries, Gemini, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

the signs as bluesey moments

sargentsey:

• aries: “I am not a prostitute.”
• taurus: “What was Poland like?” “Prettier than you’re thinking. So pretty.”
  
• gemini: “I’ve learned a lot. I’m glad you misdialed.” “Well. Easy mistake to make. Might do it again.”
• cancer: “Is that all?” “That’s all there is.”
• leo: It had a grounding effect - the shocking slime of the blueberries, the sugar hitting his stomach, empty from school, the knowledge that her mouth had been the last thing to touch the spoon.
• virgo: Richard C. Gansey III has a nice mouth. Now I know he has nice eyes when he laughs, too. This still isn’t love.
• libra: “I wish you could be kissed, Jane. Because I would beg just one off you. Under all this. And then we’d never say anything about it again.”
  
• scorpio: Okay. I’m ready - Gansey’s voice caught, just a little. Blue, kiss me.
• sagittarius: “I just want to pretend. I want to pretend that I could.”
  
• capricorn: Just the sound of her voice, the Henrietta lull to it, made him feel uneven and shattered.
• aquarius: “You’re still not Congress, I see.”
• pisces: His heart hummed. Blue touched his fingertips. Just this - He pinched her fingers lightly, just for a moment, and then he withdrew his hand and put it back on the wheel. His chest felt warm. This was not allowed.

downworlders by zodiac sign

my-darling-alexander:

seelies: gemini, aquarius, pisces

vampires: leo, capricorn, libra

werewolves: taurus, virgo, aries

warlocks: cancer, scorpio, sagittarius

the signs as van gogh quotes

chaostrology:

aries: “I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.”

taurus: “There is nothing more truly artistic than to love people.”

gemini: “Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.”

cancer: “If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere.”

leo: “Be clearly aware of the stars and infinity on high. Then life seems almost enchanted after all.”

virgo: “I would rather die of passion than of boredom.”

libra: “Normality is a paved road: It’s comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow on it.”

scorpio: “I put my heart and soul into my work, and I have lost my mind in the process.”

sagittarius: “I dream my painting and I paint my dream.”

capricorn: “What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything?”

aquarius: “Art is to console those who are broken by life.”

pisces: “I don’t know anything with certainty, but seeing the stars makes me dream.”

The Signs as Pretty Words

ofsilverstardust:

Aries: scintilla (n) - a tiny spark

Taurus: serenity (n) - the state of being untroubled, peaceful

Gemini: ebullience (n) - bubbling enthusiasm 

Cancer: limerence (n) - the state of being infatuated with another person

Leo: lilt (v) - to move musically 

Virgo: eloquence (n) - the art of using language in an apt, fluent way

Libra: equanimity (n) - mental calmness, composure, evenness of temper

Scorpio: surreptitious (adj) - kept secret

Sagittarius: hiraeth (n) - a homesickness for a home you can’t return to, or that never was

Capricorn: petrichor (n) - the smell of earth after rain

Aquarius: renaissance (n) - rebirth

Pisces: ethereal (adj) - extremely delicate, light, not of this world