rubykinn:

me: *points to space* !!!!!!

friend: ????

me: *points to space more violently* !!!!!!!!!

fandomsrulz:

i don’t own books, books own me.

I am weak

aimmyarrowshigh:

i mean i get that the entire theme of the franchise is “this is a terrible idea” but

if there were a real jurassic park/world

i’d totally go

i’d die

but i’d totally go

ladyhistory:

6 Year Old Me: *screams* DINOSAURS

25+ Year Old Me: *screams* DINOSAURS

gaynaya:

queensbian:

What was Zeus’s stripper name?

Greece Lightning.

tidrunedmysociallife:

“What’s the nerdiest thing you can do?”

probably Simon Lewis

an-amateur-roman:

“nobody likes you”

yes i know. odysseus just asked me out yesterday. we are going to see a movie on thursday

shouldnt:

(p+l)(a+n) = pa+pn+la+ln

I just foiled your plan