Let’s do a head count here:
your brother the demi-god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and you, big fella, you’ve managed to piss off every single one of them.
imagine steve and bucky going for a walk together but are stopped by a bunch of kids on a school trip, and instead of gathering around captain america, the kids crowd around bucky, because he’s “the guy with the wicked metal arm”
#imagine bucky sort of prodding at them like#‘no no n ono non he’s captain america go bother h im n O YOU CAN’ T TOUC H IT YES IT’S A STAR’#‘WHY??? BECAUSE I LIKE STARS’#‘DO YOU KNOW WHO HAS A BIG STAR’#‘CAPTAIN AMERICA’#‘HE’S OVER THERE G O BO T HER HI M’ (via wintersoldjer)
Let’s play a game, it’s called “how much fanfiction am I gonna need after watching age of ultron”
IMAGINE THE AVENGERS SHOWING PIETRO THE ROADRUNNER CARTOONS AND FOR THE NEXT MONTH WHENEVER PIETRO RACES AROUND THE AVENGERS HQ HE PAUSES NEXT TO WANDA JUST LONG ENOUGH TO WHISPER “beep beep” AND GIGGLE AND DASH AWAY AND EVEN AFTER HE STOPS DOING THAT IT BECOMES A RECURRING JOKE FOR THE AVENGERS AND DURING MISSIONS WHEN HE SPEEDS BY THE OTHERS TO KNOCK OUT ENEMIES AND THERE’S A MOMENT OF STILLNESS AND THEY ALL WHISPER “beep beep”
Whatever happens tomorrow, you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are. Not the perfect soldier, but a good man.
Pietro: hey a flying hammer
Pietro: [0.135860952 seconds later] I have made a mistake
